Myth Hunter Mugs

'Oh my God, it's Bigfoot! And look, he's with his podiatrist!'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Emma's Unicorn

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

Football Delivery

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

The Press

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"If only you knew. . ."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Librarian.

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"