Mint Seeker Pillows

'Do you have any mints? I can't go back to work with toilet water on my breath.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Unguided imagery

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Canine Scentipede

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Moon

Inkwell Genie.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Emma's Unicorn

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"