Mint Seeker Pillows

'Do you have any mints? I can't go back to work with toilet water on my breath.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

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Canine Scentipede

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Did you remember my mints?"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Storm in a magic lamp.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Moon

Emma's Unicorn

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Inkwell Genie.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Pheromones.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Your husband says BOO!"