Mink Enthusiast Pillows

"I wouldn't be seen dead in fur."

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'