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"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'What do you mean, you've used up your advance?'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

'How many times do I have to tell you...What's the magic word?'

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

Stock Market.

"Has being a dentist influenced the way you relate to people?"

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

'Don't worry -- I'll soon knock that paranoia out of you!'

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

Fort

"Honey, next time you walk the mammoth!"

'Doctor, we've got another you-know-what out here.'

"What's the name of the drug I've been taking to improve my memory?"

Psychiatrist - 'Well, if you have nothing to say, I did some exciting things since our last session.'

"May I speak to the kid of the house?"

'Er...have I just been or am I just going?'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

"Friendly advice: take a good book with you! It gets pretty boring stuck in the cocoon for days on end..."

"Now, be careful around here Darling, as if the fall doesn't kill you, the crocodiles will..."

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

Homer Simpson appears as a Minion in the mirror.

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

"....And do you tell people who ask nosy, impertinent questions to "P*** off" (A) Frequently (B) Very Frequently or (C) Always?"