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'It's an extinction notice.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Can I see your license,please?'

This is where Brent council sends you

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

Reindeer hiding from hunter

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

'It's called a digital watch.'

Breaking down cardboard

Global Warming.

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"