Mining History Aficionado Gifts

Another Bit From the Mining District.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I think it was an election year."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Archaeologists discover a football

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Mummy Shrink.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Stone henge swing.

The first Dermatologist.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

The first art critic

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Deadwood 25 miles

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

Santa Confronts the Industrial Age.

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

Cave college: 'I'm too old and slow to hunt, so I ned to apply for grant to study gathering.'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"Whoa, volcanic glass? Very high tech."

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."