Minimalist Pet Owners Gifts

'They're very easy to care for. They're plastic.'

'I'm looking for a pet I can ignore.'

That shows business confidence.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Not to mention the park view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Shaker Cornucopia

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

'They use paper plates.'

Too much packaging

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)