Minimalist Pet Owners Pillows

'They're very easy to care for. They're plastic.'

'I'm looking for a pet I can ignore.'

That shows business confidence.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Not to mention the park view."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

Less is more.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Shaker Cornucopia

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

'They use paper plates.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

Too much packaging

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."