Minimalist Mama Gifts

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Not to mention the park view."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Less is more.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Horn of Plenty.

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.