Minimalist Heart Gifts

"New law, Diogenes. We're confiscating your barrel."

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Maybe clean out your wallet

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Man showing in the rain.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Less is more.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Horn of Plenty.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Shaker Cornucopia