Minimalist Heart Gifts

"New law, Diogenes. We're confiscating your barrel."

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Less is more.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Horn of Plenty.

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Shaker Cornucopia

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."