Minimalist Desk Enthusiast Gifts

"Louis, this company is in a fight for it's life. Throw out all the cute things on my desk."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Not to mention the park view."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Hoarder."

"Well, yes, we did have to downsize operations a bit ... "

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Less is more.

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

Marcello Mastroianni.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'This better be important.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.