Minimalist Bookworm T-Shirts

"Bill and I are readers."

That shows business confidence.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Mars Poppins

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"At least she's reading."

"Hoarder."

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

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Less is more.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Life stripped bare

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'