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"Bill and I are readers."

That shows business confidence.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Hoarder."

"At least she's reading."

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

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Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.