Minibar Mischief-makers Mugs

"When we arrive at our destination, they'll hook m husband up to a machine that will keep him alive - a minibar."

"Gesundheit!"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Hotel mini-bar.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"Darn, I've done it again!"

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

Pupil in gym class being sawn out of climbing frame.

Excess Baggage: Check the prices of the items in the hotel mini-bar before treating yourself to a feast.

"What were those songs you were singing?"

" 'Over there, over there...' "

'My, the little lady certainly hit the mini-bar!'

Wife woken by husband shooting rabbits from the bedroom window

Hotel Mini Bar

Accordion Duet

Mall Santa

"So you wanna chat up Estella, right?"

Kid in the A & E because his hand is stuck in his piggy bank.

"I didn't use anything from the mini bar"