Mini Bar Collector Mugs

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Little league world series of poker.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

Raw Piano Bar

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"You order the microbrew?"

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'You have an impressive cellar.'

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

Play Rush Hour

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"Estate sale"

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."