Mini Mischief-makers Mugs

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Outside with that!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

The invisible man makes a pancake

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

Frankie the discount genie

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Pizzicato Polka

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'No pennies.'

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"