Miniature Tech Support T-Shirts

"He said he won't be able to come fix our computer until Saturday, between the hours of 1:00 and 8:00 PM. Which is strange, because he's our six-year-old son, and his bedroom is right down the hallway."

Remote control pirate bully

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"He likes it."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

King Kongs first christmas

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"They're class action figures."

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

Model Building

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Computerized Dollhouse.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Technology is for babies!"

Sushi Train Set.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Tiny people.

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."