Miniature Footballer T-Shirts

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Football Fans

Knight Golfing

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Kids Playing Doctor.

"I tested very high in playing."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Headphone swing

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

Caleb at work

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

Santa Claus's Tool Box

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

'Bob builds airplane models strictly for his own amusement.'

'Mostly it powers the sign'

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

Ant using fork lift to carry his leaf

"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."

Ship in a bottle has lifeboats in bottles.

'What do you mean actual building? This is it.'

From a beautiful miniature

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

'Relax, Jake. You are the starting quarterback - for now. But we are grooming Timmy for the future.'

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."