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Knight Golfing

Football Fans

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'They sure have small litters.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

Bottle Battle

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

Golf Fib

Bonsai Garden Incinerator

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"There are worse places to be beached."

Fore

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

'Mostly it powers the sign'

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

Ask Sadie. FWD: Sadie – With bodies like ours, how do we measure for a new Belly Putter????? - Jim; RPV, CA. *Actual reader letter. That's a common misconception, Jim. I've never been fitted for any golf club. I've always used something else to send the ball scurrying across the grass … The gale force wind from my lungs! Admittedly, I am talking miniature golf. Do you have any Neosporin?

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

Dessert Golf

"It's not that I'm unappreciative, but I wouldn't mind holing in two occationally."

Trump's Tweets

Tiny inhabitants of castle on miniature golf course flee in terror from giant golf ball.