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'Where do you think you are going?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Trainset

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

First Dive

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Playpen Jailbreak.

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

Lair Freshner

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"Dang it, we're still between the windows - doesn't the GPS show where we got in?"