Mini Tax Analyst Pillows

"You get $5 for an allowance, is that after taxes?"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

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'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"It failed the stress test."

Counting dollars

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

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"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

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"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."