Mini Style Critics Pillows

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

Budget cure

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

Pants...Before & After

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

"Thanks for the birthday gift, but what will I do with a gift card to a toy store?"

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

Fashion House - In/So last week.

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

"Dad."

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

"The presentation is poor the peas undercooked and the chicken dinosaurs need more seasoning."

"Modernism, if i may make a suggestion, Madam, is becoming just a little dated."

'Forget what Trinny & Susannah said, it doesn't make you look fat!'