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A boy acting suspiciously

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Playdough's The Republic

'I could do that.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Who stole my candy?

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Broom! Broom!"

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Knight of the sandcastle.

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

Child making ice sculpture.

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Kids on Building Site.

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

"It's ailementry, my dear Holmes."

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."