Mini President Pillows

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

That kid's all business.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

I rule by fear.

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Junior doctor kits.

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'Dad, can I go over to Kevin's house and play in his cubicle?'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

Mastering political faces.

"Plea bargaining with my mom is more like please bargaining."

"You always want to be the patient. Have you ever wondered what that says about you?"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'