Mini Peace Negotiator T-Shirts

"We're not fighting mum, we're playing peace talks"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

"Beg for peace!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent

Middleast Peace

Peace in Gaza?

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

Iraq and the road ahead...

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Iraqi Insurgents.

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."