Mini Peace Negotiator Pillows

"We're not fighting mum, we're playing peace talks"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Beg for peace!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent

Iraqi Insurgents.

Peace in Gaza?

Middleast Peace

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

Iraq and the road ahead...

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'