Mini-me T-Shirts

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Baby Piano

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

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"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Baby Mozart.

It's a call from Tate modern.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Baby Playing Violin

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"We have the exact same taste."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Kid doing cave paintings

'You could do that.' I did

'Do I have to be creative?'

One!

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Children playing football.

"I love your work!"

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Take a bow!

Violin Player

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."