Mini-maverick T-Shirts

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

'All these conferences look the same.'

"You again?"

A man working on a model airplane

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"The Vesparados"

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.