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"You bite me again and I'll sue."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Outside with that!'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Lemonade without borders.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

'I take it you're new to painting miniatures?'

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"I worked an hour cleaning my room and I only get $1.00 allowance? Haven't you heard of the minimum wage?"

"And they wonder where feminists come from!"

"I'm going to be an activist when I grow up."

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

The 'tough' life of a boy growing up in upper-class Britain.