Mini Mansion Remodeler Gifts

"I want the whole thing gutted."

Let's get organized

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Non-Drip ?

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Building giant sand pies.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Decorating with Children

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Organized chaos.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."