Mini Mansion Remodeler Gifts

"I want the whole thing gutted."

Let's get organized

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Non-Drip ?

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Building giant sand pies.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Decorating with Children

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Pollock Painting Company

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Organized chaos.

'It's a self-build.'

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."