Mini Mansion Designers Gifts

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Building Sandcastles.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Building giant sand pies.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Not to mention the park view."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"I want the whole thing gutted."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"Your earlier work was better."

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

Model Shop

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

Spring Cleaning

"The fact that it's in a corner lot makes it seem much bigger."

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'