Mini Mansion Designers Gifts

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Building Sandcastles.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Not to mention the park view."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Building giant sand pies.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"He lives in a block of flats"

'It's a self-build.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"I want the whole thing gutted."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

When I get enough Legos, I'm building a place of my own.

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

"Your earlier work was better."

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

"Frankly, this crumbling infrastructure is a damned disgrace."

Model Shop

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

Spring Cleaning

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

"The fact that it's in a corner lot makes it seem much bigger."