Mini Literati Mugs

'If you never learn to read you'll never be able to send or read text messages.'

Four children playing the flute.

"I'm still pre-literate."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Small child checks out a book.

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

K9 Literati.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

Kid to other: 'It's been a crazy day. I caught a bug and tossed my cookies.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"I don't know about you but I can't wait to get back to our book club!"

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

Free Little Library

'Narcissus goes courting'

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

"What if I'm actually gifted, and first grade just didn't challenge me enough? Maybe I should just skip second grade altogether and go directly to grade four."

"We're having company for dinner tonight. Work on some cute remarks."

'Wanna come out and play?'

"What? It says 'Tip Jar' so I tipped it over."

Schoolboy answering a question

TV and boy

Newspaper Categories

'It sure didn't pay to increase my vocabulary that time!'

"Do you think our parents are too pushy?"

Science Fair.

'I'll show you mine if you show me yours.'