Classic Literati Mugs

'Narcissus goes courting'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Joan Hickson

Iliadette.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Multi-Generational Books

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

To read or not to read?

After the Sentence

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Treasure Island Book.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Lend me your ears

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Tower Hamlets