Classic Literati T-Shirts

'Narcissus goes courting'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Out To Lurch

Joan Hickson

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Iliadette.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Multi-Generational Books

Robocop and Juliet.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Treasure Island Book.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

To read or not to read?

Lord George brings news of the debate

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Lend me your ears

After the Sentence

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Tower Hamlets