Mini Football Star Pillows

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

Football Fans

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Soccer kids texting

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

A boy with a football

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Big Football

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'If you finish your chores, then you can play with the computer.'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

"The kid's a natural."

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Golf Fib

A child with his cricket set

'Relax, Jake. You are the starting quarterback - for now. But we are grooming Timmy for the future.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

'Jimmy's not interested in sport - He'd sooner be out, kicking a ball around.'

'It's a boo-boo! His career in professional sports is over!'