Mini Football Star Prints

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

Football Fans

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

One!

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Soccer kids texting

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

A boy with a football

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Big Football

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'If you finish your chores, then you can play with the computer.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

"The kid's a natural."

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

A child with his cricket set

Golf Fib

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

'Relax, Jake. You are the starting quarterback - for now. But we are grooming Timmy for the future.'

'Jimmy's not interested in sport - He'd sooner be out, kicking a ball around.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"

I have the most amazing crawler's high right now!