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"Two boys from legal to see you."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"He likes it."

Build Your Own Portfolio

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Lemonade Inc.

Four children playing the flute.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Internet.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

That kid's all business.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."