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'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"He likes it."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Leadership suits you

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Lemonade Inc.

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Internet.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".