Mini Executives Mugs

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"He likes it."

Build Your Own Portfolio

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Lemonade Inc.

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Four children playing the flute.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."