Mini Debate Champ Prints

"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"