Mini Boxers Prints

'The bad news is, we only had enough money for one birthday present. . . the good news is that your mom has come up with a really fun way to see who gets it.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Underweird bras."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Rocking Horse

Mayo-A-Mayo

Soccer kids texting

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Happy Brithday

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Musical Fight

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Pianist-boxer

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).