Mini Boxers Prints

'The bad news is, we only had enough money for one birthday present. . . the good news is that your mom has come up with a really fun way to see who gets it.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"Underweird bras."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Soccer kids texting

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Rocking Horse

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Happy Brithday

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Pianist-boxer

Musical Fight

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).