Boxer Buddy Prints

"I've got a boxer dog. Every time our doorbell ring, he goes into a corner..."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"So, what are you reading?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'