Boxer Buddy Mugs

"I've got a boxer dog. Every time our doorbell ring, he goes into a corner..."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.