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Descartes School of Philosophy.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Yoga To-Do

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Exercise vs Laxative.

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

The psychiatrist.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Reverse Psychology.

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Organised Crime A.G.M.

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

Musician using horn to water the plants.