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Descartes School of Philosophy.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Yoga To-Do

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Exercise vs Laxative.

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

The psychiatrist.

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Reverse Psychology.

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

Organised Crime A.G.M.

Musician using horn to water the plants.

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."