Mindfulness Promoter Pillows

"So, how's that new medication working for your paranoia?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Turn, turn and turn.

Surfing the daily stress

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

What else is there to wish for?

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

My God, I need to fart.

"You left your demons here last week."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

The power of now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Burnout Syndrome...

Guru.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."