Mindful Toddlers Pillows

"They think I don't have a clue."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

'Dad, what is peace?'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Stroller Cellphone

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

'Can I just remind everyone once again that baby yoga is non-competitive.'

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

"Choo choo doesn't work any more. Try money!"

'I don't think those apps have made Junior smarter.'

"You've given me a lot to think about the next time my phone isn't working."

"Don't quote me on that."

Psychological Umbrella

"It's just the virtue signal - unfortunately, it doesn't do much."