Mindful Toddlers Mugs

"They think I don't have a clue."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Dad, what is peace?'

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

Stroller Cellphone

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

'Can I just remind everyone once again that baby yoga is non-competitive.'

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

"Choo choo doesn't work any more. Try money!"

"Don't quote me on that."

"You've given me a lot to think about the next time my phone isn't working."

Psychological Umbrella

Now, my son, visualize yourself removing your diaper and sitting on the potty

'I don't think those apps have made Junior smarter.'