Mindful Parent Mugs

"It's just the virtue signal - unfortunately, it doesn't do much."

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

"Of course he can walk, but why should he?"

Top 100 causes of eating disorders...

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

Father nursing his sick child

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"They think I don't have a clue."

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

Sweet Jailbreak

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"Is it wrong that I miss the dog more than the kids?"

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

Cat yoga

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"I bark, therefore I am."

'Can I just remind everyone once again that baby yoga is non-competitive.'

"You'll have to give up the wine and the women. It's OK to sing, but only in moderation."

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

"...and, for what felt like the millionth time, she opened her phone for the diminishing dopamine hit that never satisfied."

'I've got the children busy finding a solution to the Middle East crisis...'

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

". . . and if your kids have been driving you crazy today, just remember one day soon they won't even want to know you. . . and exhale. . . ahhhh."

'Completely unacceptable. I don't know how any son of mine could… Oh. OK, I see you even failed the DNA test.'

"Where was I? I was either away from my desk or in a meeting."

"You shouldn't try for enlightenment if you are pregnant or may become pregnant."

"Am I a bad parent for giving him a weighted blanket?"