Mindful Property Investor Pillows

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"I've invested in property..."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

Home Sweet Second Home.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

House hunting is cruel.

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Shoe house.

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

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