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Be Here Now

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

The power of the brain

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

The Meaning of Life

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."