Mindful Pet Owner T-Shirts

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

The best relationships are silent.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Dog Thoughts

"I know they're treating you kindly but are they treating you ethically?"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

Cat yoga

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

An advantage of robotic pets.

"I bark, therefore I am."

". . .What's this world coming to?"

'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

"You're my precious little boo!"

'Chewing bones? Hunting cats? Biting mailmen? C'mon, kid! Time to see the really important things in life!'

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

Junk food for dogs.

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

'Does 'Meow' really stand for the 'Moral Equivalent Of War?''

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'